Post by Mirak on Oct 21, 2005 15:55:30 GMT -6
Aldanius
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"The Man!"'s Equipment
So today, I thought of a story that occurred while at Menards. Dameon, Smacky, and myself spotted a Three Pack roll of Duct Tape. Strange thing was, it only had two rolls. Dameon then proclaimed it to be "The Man!"'s pack.
So I got to thinking today, which is never a good thing. What if there were a set of items for combat club that would belong to "The Man!"? And I created a list... and turned it into a poem. Here goes.
A suit of chainmail made strictly of lead
A steel bucket with holes to cover thine head
Leather armor with rivets uncut
Dig into skin to make it grow tough
A sword and a shield with unmatched might
Six swings a minute – what a sight!
To top it all off, an amulet hangs low
Twenty pounds of concrete, swinging ever so slow
When the man walks, the concrete does fall
Swinging into its target, the wearer’s balls.
Yea verily, wear all this only a few can
Such a wearer would be a hero, or rather…
“The Man!”
Thanks goes out to the following: Toki, whose sword created the "Six swings a minute" phrase; Dameon, who consistently labels things where you get jipped "The Man!"'s whatever; the guys, who have been converted to pink lemonade by combat club's metrosexual, yours truly.
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RE: "The Man!"'s Equipment
=P your the greatest aldi
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I wonder where that sword went >_>
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i have never laughed so hard in my life that was the greatest poem in the world ........hehe and i know were i can find all the items
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RE: "The Man!"'s Equipment
Well there is just one thing to do... Go and get all that stuff...
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RE: "The Man!"'s Equipment
The best part.................................I am getting started on the chainmail asap. I look to aldi for help with the rest. We shall have "The Man's" amror soon. WIth the few "special modifications we talked about. A.K.A. Chain made out of Lead barbwire. If I can find the stuff. Other wise regular barbwire, or lead. Up to you aldi.
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It's gotta be lead if you can't find lead barbed wire. The chainmail's emphasis is on heaviness and lead poisoning. Everything else is for pain.
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Sounds good to me
We should have Zeph. wear it too. Then have him fight V-hil. V-Hil would prolly be luaghing so hard, Zeph could kill him.
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NEVER!
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Cyrus, YES! I would die luaghing, am just thinking about it. wait...I"M THINKING! YAY!..................smart stuff gone now.
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"The Man!"'s Equipment
So today, I thought of a story that occurred while at Menards. Dameon, Smacky, and myself spotted a Three Pack roll of Duct Tape. Strange thing was, it only had two rolls. Dameon then proclaimed it to be "The Man!"'s pack.
So I got to thinking today, which is never a good thing. What if there were a set of items for combat club that would belong to "The Man!"? And I created a list... and turned it into a poem. Here goes.
A suit of chainmail made strictly of lead
A steel bucket with holes to cover thine head
Leather armor with rivets uncut
Dig into skin to make it grow tough
A sword and a shield with unmatched might
Six swings a minute – what a sight!
To top it all off, an amulet hangs low
Twenty pounds of concrete, swinging ever so slow
When the man walks, the concrete does fall
Swinging into its target, the wearer’s balls.
Yea verily, wear all this only a few can
Such a wearer would be a hero, or rather…
“The Man!”
Thanks goes out to the following: Toki, whose sword created the "Six swings a minute" phrase; Dameon, who consistently labels things where you get jipped "The Man!"'s whatever; the guys, who have been converted to pink lemonade by combat club's metrosexual, yours truly.
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RE: "The Man!"'s Equipment
=P your the greatest aldi
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The Weirdest Damn Orc Werewolf to ever hit Loderia. str = above average, dex = below average unless using fat ninja skill which gives improv stealth but -charisma, vit = above average, int = average, wis = below average, charisma = average drago = drago aka the notsochibi toki Ahh! watch out for One Who Scares Little Children! XD
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RE: "The Man!"'s Equipment
I wonder where that sword went >_>
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RE: "The Man!"'s Equipment
i have never laughed so hard in my life that was the greatest poem in the world ........hehe and i know were i can find all the items
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RE: "The Man!"'s Equipment
Well there is just one thing to do... Go and get all that stuff...
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RE: "The Man!"'s Equipment
The best part.................................I am getting started on the chainmail asap. I look to aldi for help with the rest. We shall have "The Man's" amror soon. WIth the few "special modifications we talked about. A.K.A. Chain made out of Lead barbwire. If I can find the stuff. Other wise regular barbwire, or lead. Up to you aldi.
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No unit, stands alone. Who will stand with me? Then the answer hits, noone wants an old warrior that has been all used up. You are alone you fool.
Aldanius
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RE: "The Man!"'s Equipment
It's gotta be lead if you can't find lead barbed wire. The chainmail's emphasis is on heaviness and lead poisoning. Everything else is for pain.
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Glynn
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RE: "The Man!"'s Equipment
Sounds good to me
We should have Zeph. wear it too. Then have him fight V-hil. V-Hil would prolly be luaghing so hard, Zeph could kill him.
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No unit, stands alone. Who will stand with me? Then the answer hits, noone wants an old warrior that has been all used up. You are alone you fool.
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RE: "The Man!"'s Equipment
NEVER!
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RE: "The Man!"'s Equipment
Cyrus, YES! I would die luaghing, am just thinking about it. wait...I"M THINKING! YAY!..................smart stuff gone now.
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No unit, stands alone. Who will stand with me? Then the answer hits, noone wants an old warrior that has been all used up. You are alone you fool.