Post by Mirak on Oct 21, 2005 15:57:34 GMT -6
minuraki
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six flags, anyone?
As 99% of you don't know, my birthday is in 1 week and 6 days...actually its almost midnight so...1 week and 5 days. On this day of joyous occasion, I am going to an entertainment park with my fellow comrades and acquaitances. You are all cordually invited to come, if you like, but I can't afford to pay for you.
So. Whats really happening if you go is you are all going to Six Flags on your on free will, and completely by fate, my birthday is on the same day.
Screw this. Guys I'm going to Six Flags on my birthday July 1st. Chances are a lot of you will be at some event, but I can't go because fate hates me. But whatever. If you are going just tell me. I can give you a ride, just not a ticket into the park, you have to supply that yourself. If you want to come and are driving yourself, call me and I will give you directions. Actually, I'll say "Hello?" and you'll say you need directions and I will say "hang on let me go print them" then secretly run to my mom and tell me how to get there then realize its too hard to remember all that and go upstairs to my computer and actually print them then read them off to you taking twice the time I needed.
Whee for ongoing sentences!
Anyway. Come or I'll slit your throat, castrate you, and ...wait...no...I won't castrate you...that'd be just mean. I'll slit your throat, tear off your lips, put them in my home-made recipe and feed them to my family. Its a really good meal! I got it from some cookbook...I forgot the name...grr...oh yeah! Hannibal Lector: You're Eating Habits and You. They also have recipes such as "Kidney Pizza and With Mushroom Toes" and "Chocolate Balls", and a bunch of good looking ones under the catergory "Finger Foods".
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MR T says: "Gimme your wallet or I'll beat you with one of my oversized necklaces and ridiculous looking earrings!"
Commercial Director: erm...Mr T, you quoted your line wro
MR T: I PITY THE FOO WHO TELLS ME I QUOTED MY LINE WRONG
Commercial Director: Yes, sir.
MR T: I PITY THE FOO WHO DOESN'T BUY MY LUNCH!
Commercial Director: I don't have any money on m-
MR T: I PITY THE FOO WITHOUT MONEY TO BUY ME LUNCH
Commercial Director: You know what! Here! umm I have 9 dollars and ...32 cents
MR T: I PITY THE FOO WHO DOESN'T WATCH TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE!
Buy Team America: World Police today!
Commercial Director: Sure now he says it.
-End-
COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE!!!!! HEHAHAHAHAHEHAHFDHEHAIFHEKASDFHEAKS
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minuraki
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Date: 2:17 PM, 06/22/05
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RE: six flags, anyone?
Alright I guess not. Meh.
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Toki
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Date: 1:03 AM, 06/27/05
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RE: six flags, anyone?
What event's on July 1?
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cyrus
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Date: 6:57 PM, 06/29/05
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RE: six flags, anyone?
Haha you all have to pay full price, I get a ticket for $20 bucks
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minuraki
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Date: 5:26 PM, 07/02/05
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RE: six flags, anyone?
Toki wrote:
What event's on July 1?
Ooooh burn on Minuraki! burn on minuraki!
wait....dammit.
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minuraki
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Date: 5:34 PM, 07/02/05
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RE: six flags, anyone?
oh and I get into Six Flags free all season gotta love those season passes!
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Date: 12:06 AM, 06/19/05
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six flags, anyone?
As 99% of you don't know, my birthday is in 1 week and 6 days...actually its almost midnight so...1 week and 5 days. On this day of joyous occasion, I am going to an entertainment park with my fellow comrades and acquaitances. You are all cordually invited to come, if you like, but I can't afford to pay for you.
So. Whats really happening if you go is you are all going to Six Flags on your on free will, and completely by fate, my birthday is on the same day.
Screw this. Guys I'm going to Six Flags on my birthday July 1st. Chances are a lot of you will be at some event, but I can't go because fate hates me. But whatever. If you are going just tell me. I can give you a ride, just not a ticket into the park, you have to supply that yourself. If you want to come and are driving yourself, call me and I will give you directions. Actually, I'll say "Hello?" and you'll say you need directions and I will say "hang on let me go print them" then secretly run to my mom and tell me how to get there then realize its too hard to remember all that and go upstairs to my computer and actually print them then read them off to you taking twice the time I needed.
Whee for ongoing sentences!
Anyway. Come or I'll slit your throat, castrate you, and ...wait...no...I won't castrate you...that'd be just mean. I'll slit your throat, tear off your lips, put them in my home-made recipe and feed them to my family. Its a really good meal! I got it from some cookbook...I forgot the name...grr...oh yeah! Hannibal Lector: You're Eating Habits and You. They also have recipes such as "Kidney Pizza and With Mushroom Toes" and "Chocolate Balls", and a bunch of good looking ones under the catergory "Finger Foods".
This Announcement brought to you by:
Buy you're copy today at any retail store near you! Only $29.99! Only $29.99! Only $29.99! Only 30 days to turn your life around! With Tappy's Happy Juice! JUICE BY YOU! JUICE BY YOU! Our next guest is a mother of 1 who became addicted to heroin her doctor prescribed her, and she doesn't realize it! Little does she know her son sells heroin and cocaine, and her sons girlfriend gives out sex so she can get a fix of her favorite drug! What a lovely story! If you listen closely you can also hear some kickass background music! Buy Reqeum For a Dream Today!
-End-
MR T says: "Gimme your wallet or I'll beat you with one of my oversized necklaces and ridiculous looking earrings!"
Commercial Director: erm...Mr T, you quoted your line wro
MR T: I PITY THE FOO WHO TELLS ME I QUOTED MY LINE WRONG
Commercial Director: Yes, sir.
MR T: I PITY THE FOO WHO DOESN'T BUY MY LUNCH!
Commercial Director: I don't have any money on m-
MR T: I PITY THE FOO WITHOUT MONEY TO BUY ME LUNCH
Commercial Director: You know what! Here! umm I have 9 dollars and ...32 cents
MR T: I PITY THE FOO WHO DOESN'T WATCH TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE!
Buy Team America: World Police today!
Commercial Director: Sure now he says it.
-End-
COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE!!!!! HEHAHAHAHAHEHAHFDHEHAIFHEKASDFHEAKS
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minuraki
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Date: 2:17 PM, 06/22/05
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RE: six flags, anyone?
Alright I guess not. Meh.
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Toki
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Posts: 816
Date: 1:03 AM, 06/27/05
Views: 34
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RE: six flags, anyone?
What event's on July 1?
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cyrus
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Date: 6:57 PM, 06/29/05
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RE: six flags, anyone?
Haha you all have to pay full price, I get a ticket for $20 bucks
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Uruk-Hai
minuraki
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Posts: 853
Date: 5:26 PM, 07/02/05
Views: 17
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RE: six flags, anyone?
Toki wrote:
What event's on July 1?
Ooooh burn on Minuraki! burn on minuraki!
wait....dammit.
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minuraki
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Posts: 853
Date: 5:34 PM, 07/02/05
Views: 15
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RE: six flags, anyone?
oh and I get into Six Flags free all season gotta love those season passes!
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